Traeger’s Available Film
& TV Screenplays
Over the years, I’ve written many original screenplays. If you read one, it will not remind you of any others. I insist on originality. I also like my characters to talk. A LOT. Big laughs are guaranteed. I write comedy, but more specifically, I write about friendship and love, and I do it in the most exaggerated and dramatic way possible.
I’ve organized all my screenplays into the following categories:
NUTS BUDDY
COMEDY
EXTRA NUTS
COMEDY
NUTS ROMANTIC
COMEDY
“Bateman and Robin - A Love Story”
An old school, hardened NYC cop who meets a 10-year-old orphan on vacation, and they form an unlikely father son relationship.
“Mike - A Love Story”
A love story about a man and his dog, and is the greatest love story of all time.
“Big John”
An unemployed layabout who comes up with a wild idea to build a toilet bowl the size of a house where attendees gather around the rim of the bowl, and flush the remains of the dearly departed. Yes, like a goldfish.
A Mom, and a group of late 20s best friends who go on a road trip in search of the world's greatest ass.
“The Ass”
A relationship-averse NYT Op Ed writer who falls in love harder than we’ve ever seen a man fall in love with the one girl he can’t have.
“Bad at Love”
“Machiavelli And The Fully Ripened Tomato”
A female supermodel who has an unlikely romance with a male “nut,” which is complicated when it is revealed that she has a profound secret love for the most popular author of the day, whose identity is unknown.
“Vikings”
Four 20-something NYC guys who move to LA to start their lives. Things get turned upside down when one gets accused of murdering a gorgeous mega star.